Posted on 25th Jul 2011 @ 1:25 PM

When we say the word "ergonomic," what springs to mind? Chances are, your brain is brimming with images of keyboard trays, ergonomic chairs, and specially-designed computer mice. We're willing to bet, in fact, that whatever you're thinking of, it's probably related to your work life.

You are not, for example, thinking about sex toys.

But perhaps you should be. Because, as it turns out, the internet has much to offer us in the way of ergonomically-designed adult novelties. Here are a few of our favorites.

1. Calla Waterproof Silicone Vibrator

http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-1-AH-1108

The Calla G4 Vibrator by (no lie) Fun Factory features five speeds and three pulsation patterns, as well an eco-friendly and ergonomic design. Also, while we were writing this post, a colleague looked over our shoulder, saw this listing, and asked, "Is that … part of Grimace?" So that's another recommendation, right there.

2. Natural Contours Liberte Vibrator

http://www.bettersex.com/vibrators/natural-contours-vibrator/sp-natural-contours-liberte-vibrator-2016.aspx

Bettersex.com describes this vibrator best: "Aesthetically, ergonomically and erogenously pleasing, this sleek, hip adult sex toy and massager will turn any day into a great day." We also think it looks a little like a celery stalk designed by Dr. Seuss, which oddly does not seem wrong at all.

3. The Vibratex Joystick

http://www.sassyvibes.com.au/store/details/145/49/vibrators/dual-vibes/joystick---ergonomic-sex-toy-from-vibratex.html

The interesting thing about this listing is that it specifically states that this toy "fits ergonomically with a woman's body." So, uh, we guess the designers weren't worried about the usual repetitive stress injuries.

4. We-Vibe

http://www.sexinfo101.com/we_vibe.shtml?s=dca34c10b3dff5bdab7e5c16957234ea

The description for this one actually says that the We-Vibe is "creating quite a buzz in the media." As an aside, do you think writing descriptions for sex toy websites is the one of the most fun jobs in the world, or the absolute most fun job in the world? It just seems like there would be a lot more potential for silliness at that job than there is in the average copywriting gig.

5. Curve Ergonomic Silicone Dildo

http://www.69adulttoys.com/SexToys/Toy.asp?ProdID=4034

On the other hand, maybe it's like working in an ice cream store. Maybe people who write copy for sex toy websites are thinking, "Ho hum, another ergonomic dildo." Speaking of which: Here is another ergonomic dildo for you.